Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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