No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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