Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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