dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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