She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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