So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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