she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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