Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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