I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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