I cockslap morals
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Someone signed my nipple.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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