North Korea, Best Korea!
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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