You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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