The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He shit in the fireplace
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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