she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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