He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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