Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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