WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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