i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
