I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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