Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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