I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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