I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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