If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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