a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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