we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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