I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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