Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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