I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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