He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I party with great urgency now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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