redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
you made out with another girl for some wings
i think i just lost a toe
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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