That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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