I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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