covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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