Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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