I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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