I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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