i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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