So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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