Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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