That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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