herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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