She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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