do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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