so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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