Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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