I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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