I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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