North Korea, Best Korea!
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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