You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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