She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
