I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
my liver is dry heaving
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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