their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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