The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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